Category: Joke Board
During her return to touring after a 12-year absence,
diva Barbra Streisand told a Madison Square Garden
heckler to "Shut the f**k up!" It seems Babs was
doing a skit with a George W. Bush impersonator whose
job it was to make the prez seem, well, dense. When one
guy in the audience kept jeering, Babs let him have it.
The Top 15 Songs Sung by a Pissed-Off Barbra Streisand
15> Scorn in the USA
14> Can't Help Shovin' That Man
13> I Want You to Taunt Me
12> The Way We Swore
11> Don't Rain on My Tirade
10> Wouldn't It Be Nice If You SHUT THE HELL UP?
9> Baby I'm a Bitch, Man
8> You Have to Fight for the Right Party!
7> Just a Song Before I Go... Ballistic!
6> Handel's Aria in F-U Major
5> It's My Concert and I'll Rant If I Want To
4> People Who Better Damn Well Learn to Listen to More Important
People
3> Everpeeved
2> On a Clear Day I Can Rip Your F#!*#n' Colon Out
and the Number 1 Song
Sung by a Pissed-Off Barbra Streisand...
1> Who Let the Dog Shout?
Loved number four and didn't understand number 3.
ha ha ha!
Bob
Bob:
Number 3 was ever peeved, which is a spoof on the title of her song Evergreen.
Oh, okay, thanks. Still like #4.
Bob
lol, love number 1!